SORE – parody of Katy Perry’s ROAR

SORE

 

I USED TO BE SO SCARED OF ANAL SEX

DIDN’T WANT THE PAIN OR POOPY MESS

SO I GAVE ORALLY, I SUCKED IT EAGERLY

BUT THEN ONE NIGHT I MET THIS SEXY MAN

WHO PROMISED ME HE HAD A SIMPLE PLAN

WOULD DO IT GINGERLY,  HE STARTED TO FINGER ME

 

HE ATE ME OUT IN MY BEDROOM

LIKE A FLOWER MY BUTTHOLE BLOOMS

HIS COCK COMES OUT, SHIT I MIGHT FAINT

IT’S THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT

START TO PANIC, I’M SCARED TO DEATH

I GRIP THE BED AND HOLD MY BREATH

I’LL TAKE IT ALL, I’LL TAKE IT NOW

 

HE’S GOT THE DICK OF AN OAK TREE, A DONKEY

BIGGEST YOU’LL EVER SEE

CAUSE HE’S HUNG LIKE A STALLION AND

HE’S GONNA FUCK ME SORE

HARDER, HARDER LIKE A CHAMPION (HAMMER)

CAUSE HE’S HUNG LIKE A STALLION AND

HE’S GONNA FUCK ME SORE….

 

NOW I’M BLEEDING LIKE A STUFFED PIG

MY ASS NEVER HAD A DICK THAT BIG

IT STINGS AND ITCHES, NEED FIFTEEN STITCHES

 

I TRY TO WALK, I CAN’T GET UP

GOOD LORD HE REALLY TORE ME UP

MY HOLE WON’T CLOSE, IT’S RIPPED SO WIDE

YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO INSIDE

I START TO HEAL, I FEEL SEDATE

HE CALLS AND WANTS ANOTHER DATE

I’LL TRY AGAIN, I’LL TRY IT NOW

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