I'm on tour right now with the legendary JOEY ARIAS - the most outrageous, generous and all around "good-time-gal" I've ever known.  I love this bitch!  So I'm going to talk a bit about the queens we are encountering on the road.  We're doing 5 cities in 7 days so it's lots of packing, unpacking and waiting in lines at airport - the glamorous life of international prostitute showgirls!  We had 2 packed shows in San Francisco at The RRAZZ ROOM. There were a lot of lonely wigs at home that night as the audience was chock full of queens sans wigs!  But SISTER ROMA was in full battlegear and the drop dead gorgeous CASSANDRA CASS was in attendance.  We had lunch the next day with Trannyshack founder HEKLINA and MATTHEW MARTIN (the most brilliant Bette Davis ever!!).Next we performed in a new club called FIVE SIXTY in Vancouver.  If you visit Vancouver you must check it out - it's enormous; an art gallery, cafe, VIP lounge, disco toilet and huge dance area.  COTTON VENUS introduced us and we got bombed after.  I adore Cotton - so funny!  Just watch her show House Of Venus on HERE TV if you don't believe me.  She took us all around the city the next day.  Next stop was Portland, my first time there, where we did our thing for a new night called PEEP at THE REDKAP GARAGE.  They were so good to us - car service, dinner, unlimited cocktails - we took full advantage of that one honey!  MC'ing and performing was a queen named ARTEMIS CHASE who lived in NYC briefly and is just sweet and beautiful.  Porcelin skin -bitch!  LOL.  No really, flawless skin.  Bitch.  She turned us out as did another local "lady", Ecstacy.  Our final stop on this leg of the Pacific Rim tour was Los Angeles.  INCREDIBLE!!!  We turned it out and sang our manginas off!  In the audience, legends Jackie Beat, Constance, Mario Diaz, Tony Frere, Alexus Arquette and the goddess Candis Cayne.