HELLO, HELLO BABY I HAVE ONLY GOT ONE CALL
I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND AM IN A JAIL CELL
WHA-WHA-WHAT DID YOU SAY, GOD I HATE AT&T
C'MON BREAK ME OUT OF HERE NOW CAN YOU FREE ME
C-CAN YOU FREE ME, C-CAN YOU FREE ME
C'MON BREAK ME OUT OF HERE NOW CAN YOU FREE ME
WAIT A SECOND, I NOTICE THAT THERE AREN'T ANY MEN
AND ALL THE WOMEN HERE LOOK LIKE THEY ARE LESBIAN
I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED GOING PEARL DIVING YOU SEE
I BETTER START TO PRACTICE CAUSE I'M KINDA HORNY
*STOP STALLIN', STOP STALLIN', I DON'T WANNA WAIT ANYMORE
(JUST) USE YOUR HAND AND YOUR MOUTH LIKE A DIRTY WHORE
STOP STALLIN', STOP STALLIN', I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE
(JUST) USE YOUR HAND AND YOUR MOUTH LIKE A DIRTY WHORE
EH…… CAN YOU MAKE ME MOAN PLEASE, EH……. I'M HORNY
TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES, AND LICK ALL MY TOES
CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE ME MOAN
USE A DENTAL DAM, ON MY BEARDED CLAM
CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE ME MOAN
BOY THAT LITTLE THING YOU GOT WON'T MAKE ME CUM NO FASTER
MAKE ME CALL YOU MASTER, MAKES ME BREAK OUT IN LAUGHTER
DON'T EVEN HAVE NO KY OOH NOW THIS IS A DISASTER
WHAT YOU GOT IS LAME SO TONIGHT I WANT A BAD GIRL
I THINK THAT I HAVE ALWAYS HAD THESE FEELINGS INSIDE
AND NOW I'M READY TO EMBRACE MY SISTAH WITH PRIDE
LAST NITE I THOUGHT I JUST MIGHT TURN TO MASTURBATION
BUT NOW I THINK I'M HAVING LESBIAN SENSATIONS
LE-LESBIAN SENSATIONS, LE-LESBIAN SENSATIONS
TONIGHT I THINK I'M HAVING LESBIAN SENSATIONS
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M-M-M-MAKE ME MOAN
M-M-M-MAKE ME MOAN
TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES
AND LICK ALL MY TOES
M-M-M-MAKE ME MOAN
M-M-M-MAKE ME MOAN
USE A DENTAL DAM
ON MY BEARDED CLAM
CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE ME MOAN