Inside Me (Next To Me) NSFW

INSIDE ME

THIS ONE TIME I PUT AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST

MET A MARRIED MAN WHO WAS TIPSY

HE COULDN’T GET IT UP SO I SAID “MAKE A FIST”

AND THEN PUT IT, JUST PUT IT INSIDE ME

LATER THAT NIGHT HE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE

HE LOST HIS WEDDING RING WHERE COULD IT BE

I SAID “I’M NOT SURE BUT I HAVE A FEELING”

YOU WILL FIND IT, YOU’LL FIND IT INSIDE ME.

INSIDE ME, OOH, OOH (x3)

YOU WILL FIND IT, YOU’LL FIND IT INSIDE ME

ON THOSE DAYS WHEN I CANNOT FIND MY LIPSTICK

OR I SPEND AN HOUR SEARCHING FOR MY KEYS

I KNOW THERE’S NO NEED FOR ME TO PANIC

CAUSE I’LL FIND THEM, I’LL FIND THEM INSIDE ME

LAST SPRING I MOVED INTO A NEW APARTMENT

LIKE MOST IN NEW YORK CITY IT’S TINY

BUT WHEN I NEED SOME SPACE FOR ALL MY OLD STUFF

I JUST STORE THEM, I STORE THEM INSIDE ME

INSIDE ME, OOH, OOH (x3)

YOU WILL FIND IT, YOU’LL FIND IT INSIDE ME

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN

THE CAVERN I CALL MY ANUS WAS FULL, YOU SEE

I HAD MY SPLEEN REMOVED AND PROBLEM SOLVED

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