Elastic Heart parody NSFW!

ATOMIC FART

AND ANOTHER ONE ESCAPES MY BUTT

OH WHY CAN I NOT HOLD MY STUFF

AND I CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE THING

IT’S BECAUSE I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN A SLING

AND IT SMELLS, OH GOD IT SMELLS SO BAD

NO REALLY, I’M STARTING TO GAG

NOW ANOTHER ONE ESCAPES MY BUTT

I DON’T REMEMBER EATING NUTS

I JUST CUT THE CHEESE

AND NOW I CANNOT BREATH

FROM MY LOOSE HOLE CAME AN ATOMIC FART

A FORCE THAT RIPPED MY PANTS APART

A LEVEL OF FLATULENCE, THAT WAS WAY OFF THE CHARTS

IT CAN KILL AND IT CAN HURT

I APOLOGIZE FROM MY HEART

CUZ I CUT AN ATOMIC FART.

I CUT AN ATOMIC FART

YEA, I CUT AN ATOMIC FART

AND NOW I NEED A CORK IN MY ASS

TO STOP THE LEAK OF POISON GAS

AND WHEN THEY COME THEY’RE SO ABRUPT

MY VOLCANO JUST ERUPTS

AND I PINCH IT, I PINCH MY HOLE SO TIGHT

BUT I KNOW IT’S  A LOSING FIGHT

THEN ANOTHER ONE ESCAPES MY BUTT

I THOUGHT THAT’D BE A SILENT ONE

THE POWER TO PEEL PAINT

AND IT’S BURNING MY TAINT

FROM MY LOOSE HOLE CAME AN ATOMIC FART

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